Fuck You, I'm Married!
Just a reminder: This is a pre-order item; it will ship in October.
Here’s the thing: It doesn’t matter whether you’re single, married, or somewhere in between…you can say “fuck you” to society’s expectations that you look, act, or dress a certain way based on your partner (or lack thereof).
This keychain is an exclusive collaboration with Various Keytags.
**Product does not ship until October**
We’re not able to offer returns or refunds unless a keychain is damaged, defective, or incorrect in some way. Please email us before you place your order if you have any questions.
Material: 100% microsurfaced impact acrylic
Dimensions: 2′′ × 0.75′′ (51 × 19 mm) Keytag and 0.75′′ (19 mm) diameter metal ring
The back of the black and white keychain is black.
The back of the pink and burgundy keychain is burgundy.
Did you know? 5% of our revenue goes directly to RAINN. You also have the option to add an additional donation when you reach the cart. Look for the teal "ADD DONATION" button to support their work!